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Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Midland USA
Job: Portal Adventurer
I'm a lone wolf, dedicated myself on protecting this site! Let no one bar my path!!!
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Whistle Status: Garbage
Exp. Points: 350 / 400
Exp. Rank #: 88,753
Voting Pow.: 4.71 votes
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Flash Reviews: 10
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Our war against spammers continues. I'll see to it that they get what they deserve.
Blam Band has been inactive for some time though we believe they're up to something. It's obvious that their fall is nigh, and they know this.
KittyKrew is still powerful, but we did everything we can to hurt them so far, and will eventually put an end to their crap as well.
For now however we need more members. So far we're looking for up to 50 members. If you're interested, send me a pm.
You know the drill, it's not a joke, it's not a game, as soon as you join, you have obligations to fulfill.
Below is the list of the members.
1."ngfan14" (second in command)
2."sammy123lol" (personal informant)
3."d-bot-100" (personal enforcer/bodyguard)
4."Zelldoom"
5."Shadow710"
6."Handzone"
7."RagaRaga96" (leader of the Vanguard)
8."basspro55"
9."darknessdweller"
10."topdog2007"
11."Rookar"
12."Knights-of-Darkness"
13."asuacytaco"
14."DarkSonicShadow"
15."thingus002"
16."Snakeyes25"
17."sebcio"
18."norcemastero"
19."skills23" (not sure about her status)
20."MrSoup"
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I celebrate whole America's Independence Day. Happy July 4th, everyone.
As for those of you who are not Americans (especially those from Britain or the Commonwealth) I deeply apologize if this post offends you, but please understand that it's a special day for us Americans.

I believe some of our members have been spamming the user norcemastero with little justification for your actions. Correct me if I'm wrong but as far as I'm concerned the guy has never spammed anybody, nor has he done anything wrong, and yet some of you have spammed him, only because he has hentai/porn on his favorites. This is no excuse to spam a person, and this makes you no different from those who spam for the sake of it. This brings shame on my organization, and I'll not tolerate it!
In case of me, I have been mean to him, mainly because he was presented to me under a different light, and for that I apoligize. As for the rest of you, he might not be the nicest guy on ng, but this doesn't give you the right to treat him the way you did.
This injustice has to be corrected; those of you who spammed norcemastero, I expect all of you to do the right thing, and apoligize to him (if not already done so) and think twice before you misjudge anybody (and the same goes for me).
Thanks for all your support...
Updated: 07/04/08 11:50 AM 13 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Newgrounds has been attacked by various users and groups and jerks alike. This is getting out of hand, and has to stop!
So here we are, a band formed by me to kick the shit out of these assholes. We're a small, but growing organization, solely based on friendship and loyalty. So far the members are:
"ngfan14"
"sammy123lol"
"d-bot-100" (personal enforcer/bodyguard)
"Handzone"
"Shadow710"
"Zelldoom"
"sebcio"
"basspro55"
"darnessdweller"
"topdog2007"
"Rookar"
"Knights-of-Darkness"
"asuacytaco"
"DarkSonicShadow"
"thingus002"
"Snakeyes25"
"RagaRaga96"
"norcemastero"
"skills23" (not sure about her status)
And several other confidential members.
We stand against those who fuck around, and mess with us. We have a score of people in our enemy list, with the following on top:
Blam-Band
-blampawn
-blampawn2
-blampawn3
Kitty-Krew
betty
Clock-Crew
If you want to put an end to the likes of these assholes, and make a difference, then join our cause! PM me if you're interested.
As for you, spammers, I'm the new sheriff around these parts! You fuck around in MY shit, I'll get your ass! YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU'RE IN DEEP SHIT!!!

Alias(es): John McGun, "The Protector"
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 Ibs
Occupation: Portal Adventurer
Aura: Dark
Hobbies: Blam!!! Protect!!!
Friends/Allies:
"ngfan14" (One cool guy.)
"Handzone" (welcome aboard. He's cool too.)
"Shadow710" (welcome aboard. Got a different charm.)
"skills23" (welcone aboard. New blood)
"Zelldoom" (welcome aboard. Check out his posts.)
"Knights-of-Darkness" (Welcome aboard, check out his user pic.)
"d-bot-100" (Welcome aboard! A huge dude/robot helping out our cause.)
"topdog2007" (Welcome aboard! A sworn enemy of KK)
"Rookar"(Welcome aboard! Another anti-KK)
"sammy123lol" (not an ally to my cause, yet. She's cool.)
Sworn Enemies: "Blam-Band" (notable members blampawn and blampawn2)
"KittyKrew"
"Betty"
"CopyandPaste2"
"Clock Crew"
"leedon"
"addisonthrasher"
Favorite submissions: Tankmen collection, Ng Rumble, Madness collection, Lilium, plenty of others...
Favorite RPGs: Baldur's Gate series (the actual one, if you know what I mean. Not those new "hack & slash" things)

I see that betty's account has been deleted, and now he's to start from scratch! (chuckle) How does that feel, you little prick? You see, that's what you get for messing with Newgrounds! You treated everyone like dirt and you got what you deserved! And guess what, You are not causing anymore trouble on ng, without going through me! You are hereby my sworn enemy! Feel my wrath betty, and fear it!

That's it! From now on I am declaring war on the Blam-Band! Anyone afflicted to that evil group is from now on my sworn enemy!
I am hereby calling everyone with good intent to join my cause to rid Newgrounds from the likes of these people!
You all know what the blam-band is up to, they intend to bring ng to its ruin, and we just can't allow that.
Let's make Newgrounds a better place together, protect it from the likes of the Blam-King!
Join me.
Send me a pm, if you're interested.

Just the other day, goin' down to newgrounds, I saw those extremely offensive reviews from this user" blampawn2", I marked all of them as abusive, while in pursuit of him. Next day when I checked them out, I found them all deleted (as should be), and I also know that the user has been permanently banned from reviewing, whic all seems convenient to the last. However when I checked my profile, only to find that my whistle status has been lowered down to garbage, I was literally pissed!!! WTF is going on?! Shouldn't I be going up to like bronze or something?
Well, I do feel done wrong. my whistle status has been lowered for nothing, when it should have been promoted, and until that wrong is corrected, I'm considering to disappear from newgrounds, possibly for a long time, if I do at all...
Never forget fellow newgrounders, that I do not blame you for anything. I am just upset with the administration, that they made such a mistake.
Until a later date, my fellow newgrounders, when I will return, should I go.
BTW I warn everione to look out for any username that includes the word "blam". They might possibly be a part of the "blam-band", an evil group with malicious intent against newgrounds.

From now on, I'm a townwatch! As a beginner, I may look like an underdog, but I assure you citizen; No crappy flash gets to newgrounds without going through a me! No one can harm Newgrounds in the presence of a portal hero, especially this one! I will see to it that my duty is done properly! Rest assured!
